Saturday, January 30, 2010

Before anything else, Valenth.
Uraraka, Freddie, Abigail, Talstag, Silent Rose, Phoenix, Izo. Just click on links to feed.

After listening to my fail horn playing a couple of weeks ago, I thought that revealing the mechanics of a horn would be proper. Unlike the trumpet, the spring that supplies the restoring force to the valve is not withing the valve, but resides next to the keys. By depressing the valve, an ingenious mechanism causes the valve in the center to rotate, directing the air flow of the player into adjacent pipes. This increases the length of the horn and lowers the pitch that the audience hears. Furthermore, over time, the valve oxidizes, producing the green patina seen in the picture. If the valve is not occasionally taken out and cleaned, the patina will build up and the friction between the valve and the valve casing would increase, preventing the valve from turning. Sadly, most amateur horn players cannot take apart their valves to clean them, allowing the instrument technicians to reap the rewards of their incompetence.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

we'll title it later




Several days ago, I went with my fellow homeless to the mall to go shopping. After going to the bathroom, I realized that there were escalators going up and down (I have never noticed this up until now. NEVER). Because I wanted to go up, I naturally decided to run UP the DOWN escalator. However, this caused me to do more work than I would have done if I ran up the up escalator, because of the moving steps. Since work equals force times displacement, running UP the down escalator would increase the distance I have to run, thereby increasing the work I have to do. When I reached the top, I was comparatively more exhausted than my fellow homeless.

also at some point i turned into a duck and all was well: