Thursday, April 22, 2010

Extra-Bitter Chocolate Sauce

Today I went over to the trays situated near the exit of doc!'s room to acquire my epic fornications (quizzes) of yesterday. Residing near the trays was a silver pan filled with a pink and orangery substance which turned out to be cake. Next to the pan was a jar of EXTRA-BITTER CHOCOLATE SAUCE. While disappointingly unbitter, the sauce was very viscous due to the chemical properties of its molecules. After examining the sauce, Brian went home and got a face-lift.













Shortly afterwards, I met this suspicious supporter of Nazism perusing a totalitarian novel on a bench. Notice how the poles beneath the bench provide support so that the normal force of the bench will be equal to his weight. Were the poles removed, the torque placed upon the screws attaching the bench to the wall would be too great, and the whole structure would readily collapse. When I approached the strange and evil lad, he transformed, showing his true colors, thereby chasing be back to doc!'s room to record my experiences.

Evil form:

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